Monthly Archives: January 2009

Movie Review: Raaz – The boring thriller

Movie Review: Raaz – The boring thriller

After the soaring and unexpected success of Raaz, Mahesh Bhatt got the motivation and courage (dare I say) to make a sequel to the movie and gave it the name: “Raaz – The mystery continues” The second movie on the record is not really a sequel. Other than the name and the production house, the movies have nothing in common!

Unlike the first Raaz which had its scary moments and was widely appreciated as a thriller, the second attempt fails miserably! It is a supposed thriller, but every other scene is quite predictable! Arent thriller movies supposed to catch you off guard?? Well… this one doesnt!

Dialogues are patchy! Acting is average! Songs are mediocre! No one impresses and Adhyayan Suman is a let down!

I have nothing more to add! :)

Dont go for this movie, even if you are bored to death and have nothing better to do! Killing mosquitoes instead would be the more interesting option!

Its all about TRUTH!!

Its all about TRUTH!!

Yes, I have been in hibernation for too long… A lot of reasons for that were: Laziness first and foremost, I was facing a huge writer’s block, lack of topics to write on… I would think of blogging a few times and then would completely wipe out!!

Here I am… On a sunny Thursday afternoon, having lunch in front of my television… watching the show “The Moment of Truth”!

On the hot seat is a beautiful cocktail waitress who works for a casino in Las Vegas, Nevada. With her are both her parents, her best friend, her co-worker and her boss! She has given me something to write about!!

She has been answering questions quite well… She is about to win a 100,000 USD! So, this woman has a lot of money now!! And you can see both her parents heads hanging down in shame at the kind of things their only child has revealed!

What is the cost of 100,000 USD? Permanently ruined relationship with her parents? She was asked nasty questions about her parents, their marriage, and they got to know what their daughter really thought of them! Is it worth it? Plunging her parents into deep mounds of misery??

What kind of a daughter will go telling the world her father loves his dog more than her? Or that her parents are not the supportive ones? Or that her parents 44 year marriage is not her ideal kind of marriage?

You want to know the cost of all this humiliation? 100,000 USD!!

Movie Review: Chandni Chowk to China – A funny disappointment

Movie Review: Chandni Chowk to China – A funny disappointment

The title must be confusing to some. How can a movie be funny and yet disappointing. Well, you will answer this question if you watch the much-awaited Akshay Kumar and Deepika Padukone starrer Chandni Chowk to China.

But before that, this is how it all started. 

The movie released last Friday (16th Jan 2009). My hubby Noobie had been waiting for this movie ever since the first trailer, being the ardent AK fan that he is! So, there can be no doubts whatsoever that we would be seeing the movie on the very first day of its release.

So, came Friday and I met him near his office. We decided to try Korean dinner before heading for the movie. The dinner was unexpectedly decent, but the real surprise took us when we reached the cinema hall, a good 1 hour in advance. It was mostly empty. I got slightly hopeful that not too many people have come over to watch the movie. So, as a result, we should be able to get the tickets. Noobie also chipped in with his 2 cents: ”Review of the movie is not that great… so we shouldn’t have problem getting the tickets“. Now this statement turned out to be both true and false! The movie had indeed been trashed by the reviewers back in India. BUT, the show was houseful. :(

Well… humne bhi thaan rakhi thi… movie dekh ke hi jayenge… so, we headed off to another theatre… None whatsoever… Literally ran to another… Zilch… With a silver lining. There was a mid-night show… We decided to wait… Hadd hoti hai pagalpan ki aur mere ghar me uski koi kami nahi hai… :P

Finally we got to see what was the funniest disappointment we had had in months!

The movie has its moments – No doubt about it. Akki dada, as usual, cracks you up with his antics and excellent comic timing! He has proven once again that he can carry really bad movies on his shoulders and turn them into a decent one time watch – which is what he does with CCTC. I specially love that scene in which Ranvir Sheorey starts to dance on “Chura ke dil mera”, when a pot-bellied Akki takes over saying “Yeh to mera gana hai” and begins to dance!! Hilarious!

As far as Deepika is concerned, she might as well not have been in the movie. Even with double roles, she is as good as non-existent! Every now and then the camera man shows her glimpse, to remind the audience of a certain heroine in the movie!! Mithun da is average. He has a powerful role in the movie and does what it expected of him. Ranvir is decent. He plays the role of an Indian-Chinese guy with utmost conviction!

The movie has some good action sequences. And the transition of a zero to a hero is shown quite well! The dialogues are good, with some one-liners crackling!!

On the other hand, the movie definitely has its pitfalls - falls short on story line and the script is so loosely bound, you can literally see the loose ends floating in mid-air!!

Almost 50% of the movie is in chinese, so may not fare very well with the non-multiplex crowd! Well, this was also the reason that the loudest of laughs in the theatre were coming from the Chinese junta who seemed to be loving the movie, or maybe an Indian actress mouthing chinese words must be hilarious to them! :)

All in all, go if you love Akshay. Skip otherwise!