I have introduced a new feature in the blog. I would be posting funny excerpts from the various books. Should be a funnnyyy read 🙂
As the Harry Potter mania is soon catching up again… Lets start from my favorite Harry Potter Series.
Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s stone
“Your aunt and uncle will be proud, though, won’t they?” said Hermione as they got off the train and joined the crowd thronging toward the enchanted barrier. “When they hear what you did this year?”
“Proud?” said Harry. “Are you crazy? All those times I could’ve died, and I didn’t manage it? They’ll be furious…”
“See?” said Hermione, when Harry and Ron had finished. “The dog must be guarding Flamel’s Sorcerer’s Stone! I bet he asked Dumbledore to keep it safe for him, because they’re friends and he knew someone was after it, that’s why he wanted the Stone moved out of Gringotts!”
“A stone that makes gold and stops you from ever dying!” said Harry. “No wonder Snape’s after it! Anyone would want it.”
“And no wonder we couldn’t find Flamel in that Study of Recent Developments in Wizardry,” said Ron. “He’s not exactly recent if he’s six hundred and sixty-five, is he?”
Speaking quietly so that no one else would hear, Harry told the other two about Snape’s sudden, sinister desire to be a Quidditch referee.
“Don’t play,” said Hermione at once.
“Say you’re ill,” said Ron.
“Pretend to break your leg,” Hermione suggested.
“Really break your leg,” said Ron.
“And what if I wave my wand and nothing happens?” [Harry]
“Throw it away and punch him in the nose,” suggested Ron.
“You haven’t got a letter on yours”, George observed. “I suppose she [Mrs.Weasley] thinks you don’t forget your name. But we’re not stupid – we know we’re called Gred and Forge.”
Lee Jordan was finding it difficult not to take sides.
“So-after that obvious and disgusting bit of cheating-”
“Jordan!” growled Professor McGonagall.
“I mean, after that open and revolting foul-”
“Jordan, I’m warning you-”
“All right, all right. Flint nearly kills the Gryffindor Seeker, which could happen to anyone, I’m sure…”
“Oh, are you a prefect, Percy? You should have said something, we had no idea.”
“Hang on I think I remember him saying something about it, once…”