Buddha mar gaya – DO NOT WATCH!!!

The jokes are sad. Actors are pathetic. Songs are bad. The MOVIE SUCKS!!! Writing any more on this piece of shit, would be like wasting my time. I have NEVER ever walked out of a movie in the interval. Well, I created a record today!!! 

Please take my advise – Do NOT watch this torture to human kind.

The woman in your life!

Kuldeep sent this to me and wanted me to put it up on my blog. This is for you, Kuldeep 🙂

Thanks for sending it to me. Its beautiful.

Tomorrow you may get a working woman, but you should marry with these facts as well.

Here is a girl, who is as much educated as you are;

Who is earning almost as much as you do;

One, who has dreams and aspirations just as you have because she is as human as you are;

One, who has never entered the kitchen in her life just like you or your sister haven’t, as she was busy in studies and competing in a system that gives no special concession to girls for their culinary achievements

One, who has lived and loved her parents & brothers & sisters, almost as much as you do for 20-25 years of her life;

One, who has bravely agreed to leave behind all that, her home, people who love her, to adopt your home, your family, your ways and even your family name

One, who is somehow expected to be a master-chef from day #1, while you sleep oblivious to her predicament in her new circumstances, environment and that kitchen

One, who is expected to make the tea, first thing in the morning and cook food at the end of the day, even if she is as tired as you are, maybe more, and yet never ever expected to complain; to be a servant, a cook, a mother, a wife, even if she doesn’t want to; and is learning just like you are as to what you want from her; and is clumsy and sloppy at times and knows that you won’t like it if she is too demanding, or if she learns faster than you;

One, who has her own set of friends, and that includes boys and even men at her workplace too, those, who she knows from school days and yet is willing to put all that on the back-burners to avoid your irrational jealousy, unnecessary competition and your inherent insecurities;

Yes, she can drink and dance just as well as you can, but won’t, simply because you won’t like it, even though you say otherwise

One, who can be late from work once in a while when deadlines, just like yours, are to be met;

One, who is doing her level best and wants to make this most important relationship in her entire life a grand success, if you just help her some and trust her;

One, who just wants one thing from you, as you are the only one she knows in your entire house – your unstinted support, your sensitivities and most importantly – your understanding, or love, if you may call it.

But not many guys understand this…

Ever wondered why girls prefer pink!?

The girls (most) have this general preferrence towards pink. We dont give much thought to it, do we!? But the marketers do. You have all kinds of weird stuff in pink, aimed at attaining the market share of the fairer sex. Some of these are:

     

Now, the result of this obsession is pretty old. Read the reason here and tell me if it convinces you!

4 girls on the roll! :) :) :) :)

What I am about to write may not exactly sound like fun to most of you! But what happened last night at our place was hillarious! Before I start the anecdote, I shall be calling my roomies A, B and C. The persons concerned may not like to reveal their identity…

It so happened that our house had not been properly cleaned in about 2 weeks. You can not really rely on the maid to do a decent job at cleaning, and sometimes we would get involved in a tiff with her and at other times, we would simply ignore her inefficiency at cleaning (A fight with the maid is not exactly anyones idea of perfect start of the day)! But that has kind of never stopped B from starting her day by howling at her. Not that it helped anyways! 😉

Sushmita on RGV ki Aag!

I respect this woman. I really do. But she has some nerve going on record saying that

People should not go to the theatres to watch Sholay. They should go to watch Ram Gopal Verma ki Aag.

Kinda hard, with the amount of hoopla surrounding this film right from the start. Innit!?